“I swear to god, Steve, I will drop the PASIV out of this fucking window if you don’t tell me RIGHT NOW why you thought taking this goddamn job was a good idea, what with Bucky running around our heads trying to shoot us out of our dreams.”
“Can’t you feel it, Clint? You’re antsy. We’re all antsy. We’ve been the best dreamshare team there is out there since Cobb’s disbanded, and we haven’t gone under in over a year.”
Avengers Inception AU → wherein Thor of Odin Corp. hires Steve Rogers’ elite dreamsharing team to perform inception on his brother, Loki, and a shade of their ex-resident thief Bucky (who was killed when the team’s last job went horribly wrong) tries his best to sabotage it.
Or: Steve extracts, Tony builds, Clint runs point, Natasha’s a master of impersonation, Bruce concocts, Thor’s a tourist, and things happen.
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“The Etiquette Lesson: There are things we all should and should not do. Save lives versus taking them, preserve evidence as opposed to destroying it… well, you get the idea. And now, lessons in politeness and appropriateness from Captain America and Deadpool…” - Baby’s First Deadpool Book.
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Best friends,
Are not the people you hangout with 24/7. They’re the ones who you can tell anything too and you know you can trust them. They are the ones who don’t judge you, they like you for you. You can be yourself around them and they can be there self around you. That’s what a best friend really is. No matter how far away they are, or if they go to a different school they can still be your best friend.
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Jimmy: These superheroes, they have special powers. Captain America, what does he do?
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Meteorological Triptych - the only 2 photos (to date) of a tornado, rainbow and lightning bolt together.
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In a weird way, it all makes sense, doesn’t it?
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